Episode 11: The Last Platinum Record

The biggest musicians in the universe can’t move any records, but the real-world Statler and Waldorf are here to scrutinize and save the record industry. Also: Netflix is letting Adam Sandler make four movies, sight unseen. What is the world coming to? Continue reading

Episode 7: A Real Live Female Discusses Feminism With Us

Welcome, welcome. This week’s episode features our first guest star, Jessica, a friend of the Scrutineers. She’s here to provide an actual female’s perspective on feminism and Emma Watson, because Adam’s and Max’s penises inhibit their credibility. However, that won’t be before we discuss gimmicky record album releases, Bono’s similarity to turds, and the intricacies of early Eminem. Continue reading